Another ditty from my witty colleague (ditty from last week) regarding his next business trip.

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I'm really hating the burn ban right now. I miss my wood stove fire.

Therefore, I'd like to go to Las Vegas and get a room on the top floor of the Monte Carlo.

I hear the blackened salmon dish is yummy right now.

Their flaming drinks are on special as well.

Since my love life is flaming out up here, I might have a better time there.

I like the melted chocolates that they put on your pillow, when they turn down your bed.